Billionaires Defend Wealthcare at California’s Blue Cross Headquarters

Posted on | September 25, 2009 | Comments

Billionaires took to the streets of San Francisco to defend their WEALTHCARE on Tuesday.

The Billionaires for Wealthcare movement began as a mere dream wafting in the smoke-filled back rooms of corporate suites, and soon spread across the nation for people with appropriate connections, e.g., megabucks. But recently the Billionaires were shocked to discover that the enemies of WEALTHCARE are attempting to strike back.

Bay Area Billionaires hired private detectives to sleuth and found out about groups in San Francisco, and worse, elsewhere in the nation, planning to stage attacks on America’s wealthcare system. Fortunately the Billionaires were able to intercept communiqués, and discovered the details of their enemies’ actions.

Billionaires for Wealthcare deployed in full force Tuesday in front of Anthem Blue Cross at 2 Embarcadero Center! Although outnumbered by the unwashed masses clamoring for health care reform, the Billionaires with upper lips stiff defended Blue Cross’ right to gouge the public.

The Bay Area Chapter of Billionaires for Wealthcare also took the opportunity to announce their support of the Blue Cross/Palin ticket for 2012. Because, after all, corporations are people too.

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