“Your Healthcare Company”

Insurance for the uninsured
we've got just what you need:
A really high deductible
You never can exceed.

       Our customers, we're there for you
       Your healthcare company.
       You're just the folks we love to screw
       From sea to shining sea!

That swelling in your abdomen,
That throbbing in your wrist,
We treat none of your symptoms
'Cause they clearly preexist!

       Our customers, we're there for you
       Your healthcare company.
       You're just the folks we love to screw
       From sea to shining sea!

You’re filing your paperwork
for coverage for your cure.
We're canceling your policy.
You're too sick to insure!

       Our customers, we're there for you
       Your healthcare company.
       You're just the folks we love to screw
       From sea to shining sea!