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“The stunt was worthy of something dreamed up by a Hollywood press agent of yesteryear [...]“

“Billionaires for Wealthcare, a group of three women in fur coats, carried signs against health care reform and an enormous fake check to thank Senator Any Klobuchar for supporting them.”

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When CIGNA representatives refused to speak with protesters at their offices in Glendale, CA yesterday morning, the Billionaires for Wealthcare came to their defense. We serenaded these meddlesome masses with a new song we like to call “Profits Before People.” See the lyrics here.
More “Billionaires” music!

How dare you criticize this industry we’re serving!
You dare accuse us of a monstrous crime!
We’re only guilty of commitment that’s unswerving:
To maximizing profits every time!

Profits before people:
It’s the better business plan.
So we deny your coverage when we can.
We must preserve our way of life
from the approaching storm.
Yeah, that’s why we’ve been crushing health reform!

Profits before [...]

“How about a little “spontaneous” musical number at Sheriff Joe’s next press conference promoting an upcoming performance of West Side Story. I’m sure he’d love a little rumble between the Jets and the Sharks. Or dare I say it — I Like to be in America!”