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“We said, ‘Tell us your disease.’ Then we invited them to walk it off on the red carpet, which was fun,” Foster explains, “and we offered them an Advil. That was our answer to health care—walk it off!”

Billionaires in our nation’s capital briefly came down from their hilltop mansions in their shiny white limos to remind Senate members who really pay their bills. Our reform fighting senators Bob Corker (R, TN) and Chuck Grassley (R, IA) were particularly happy to see us. Our buddy Corker even thanked us for our unbidden support! [...]

“[The Billionaires were] able to thank two of their ‘business partners’ in the Senate, Bob Corker (R, TN) and Chuck Grassley (R, IA) in person. Corker seemed happy to see them, even thanking the Billionaires for being there; Grassley seemed a little less enthusiastic.”

“In August, a farcical group calling itself Billionaires for WealthCare mocked opponents of health care reform with slogans such as ‘If God loved the poor people, he wouldn’t let them get sick,’ and ‘Healthcare rationing, that’s our job!’”

“Outside the theater, three people protested the conservative gathering by pretending to be wealthy protectors of the current health-care system. Wearing fake diamonds and carrying champagne glasses, the ‘Billionaires for Wealthcare’ also waved signs saying, ‘Thank You for Protecting Our Wealth.’”

When a plebeian mob demands accountability from our beloved Blue Cross, the Billionaires were there to protect their beautiful cash cow and sing encouraging songs!
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