Billionaires and teabaggers rally to support ‘wealthcare, not healthcare!’

Posted on | November 22, 2009 | Comments

Billionaires in our nation’s capital briefly came down from their hilltop mansions in their shiny white limos to remind Senate members who really pay their bills. Our reform fighting senators Bob Corker (R, TN) and Chuck Grassley (R, IA) were particularly happy to see us. Our buddy Corker even thanked us for our unbidden support! See that video here.

Along the way our Billionaire heroes came across a relatively disappointing teabagger showing just outside capital. Koch, next time we need to send more buses! Those teabaggers who were brave enough to fight off the delightful weather were nonetheless spirited in their opposition to universal healthcare and any bill that might encumber our god-given rights to exorbitant profits (at their expense)!

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  • Joseph Bigras
    Billionaires are all snobs they all frown at poor people and their defense are get a Job
    you bums more less I am on a disability pension living on 600.00 per month
    I never ask anybody for help because to me its not right to even ask I may be poor
    but I still have pride I lost my vehicle mechanic lean for a lousy 300.00
    because I have no money I lost it the Mechanic decided that he wont give anymore credit to anyone after he fixed our vehicle now im looking after my foster father he lives on 900.00 per month and he has a mortgage he has to pay you think anybody cares no Sir!!! We dont even have no oil in our furnace we have a little heater
    to keep my foster father warm we tried to sell alot of our belonging but nobody wants to buy anything in this god forsaking town the only people that helped my foster father in the past were plain working people no billionaires would even look
    to help a senior myself I dont care if I end up eating out of a dumpster I wont ask for myself but for a old man yes I would ask im using a friends computer I cant afford a computer that to me is a luxury its so easy for Billionaires and Millionaires to say well get a Job I cant get a Job Im on disability I have bad knees and a learning disability
    well you Billionaires and Millionaires have a great life im sure you are
    Joseph Bigras
  • rainBird
    It's kinda' sad actually that the average tea bagger doesn't seem intelligent enough to embrace the concept of satire.

    Speaking of which, I think a booking (of Billionaires for Wealthcare) on The Colbert Report is overdue...
  • troylynn
    Billionaires, what shall we do next? Have you been to a Sarah book-signin' yet? :)
  • monetoliverdeplace
    Not yet, but it's certainly time that we passed her another stuffed envelope full of cash. Any billionaires who can make her next event to pass a giant thank you check would be most honored!
  • kswann
    fabulous!
  • jimhoran
    I agree with the Tea Bagging woman, no where in our constitution is healthcare promised for all. It also does not mention electricity, telephones, air travel, and highways.
  • troylynn
    neither does it mention libraries, parks, universities.
  • OllieGark
    I really wish I could join you folks, but with board meetings and golf trips with politicians, I just can't find the time. A brilliant effort though.
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