Billionaire Songs

NO Pharmacies Over the Border for You

Posted on | March 20, 2010 | Comments

tune: My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean
by Bertha Gotrocks of San Francisco Bay Area B4W

Those pharmacies over the border
Sell medicines cheaper than here
But we spend big dollars in Congress
To keep you from getting them, dear

Cheap pharm-a-ceut-i-cals
Would hurt our profits you see you see
Cheap pharm-a-ceut-i-cals
Would hurt our profits you see

We spend lots of big bucks to lobby
It’s working just great and we’re glad
Our bottom line is what we cherish
You can’t get prescriptions? Too bad!

Cheap pharm-a-ceut-i-cals
Would hurt our profits you see you see
Cheap pharm-a-ceut-i-cals
Would hurt our profits you see!

“Profits Before People”

Posted on | October 29, 2009 | Comments

How dare you criticize this industry we're serving!
You dare accuse us of a monstrous crime!
We're only guilty of commitment that's unswerving:
To maximizing profits every time!

Profits before people:
It's the better business plan.
So we deny your coverage when we can.
We must preserve our way of life
from the approaching storm.
Yeah, that's why we've been crushing health reform!

Profits before people:
The Insurers' bottom line.
And up 'til now it's served us mighty fine.
'Cause jacking up your premiums
is how we're keeping warm.
Yeah that's why we've been crushing health reform!

We gotta stop the Public Option! (Or limit access to it!)
We gotta stop the Public Option! (Let the states opt out!)
We gotta stop the Public Option! (Just put a trigger on it!)
We gotta stop the Public Option!

Yeah, profits before people!
Profits before people!
Profits before people every time!
Oh yeah!

Lyrics by Felonius Ax
Minister of Musical Manipulation
(TheBillionaires.org)

“We Shall Overcharge”

Posted on | October 14, 2009 | Comments


(to the tune of “We Shall Overcome”)
(Music Sheet)
We shall overcharge
We shall overcharge
We shall overcharge today.
A bunch of your cash
We will retrieve
We shall overcharge today.

We'll walk cash in hand.
We'll walk cash in hand.
We'll walk cash in hand today.
Our senators give
So they receive.
We’ll walk cash in hand today.  

We shall buy some ads
We shall buy some ads
We shall buy some ads today.
A nation of souls
We will deceive.
We shall buy some ads today. 

We will crush reform.
We will crush reform.
We will crush reform today.
Oh, healthcare reform
You'll not achieve.
We will crush reform today.

Voice by Nita Getmore
Guitar by Djingle-Djangle Reinhardt
Lyrics by Felonius Ax
Minister of Musical Manipulation
(
TheBillionaires.org)

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“Battle Hymn of the Insurance Companies”

Posted on | September 26, 2009 | Comments


(to the tune of “Battle Hymn Of The Republic”)
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(Music Sheet)

Rejoice and let us glory in the profits we attain
By rationing the remedies for suffering and pain.
And no one's gonna mess with all our monetary gain.
Let's save the status quo!

	Chorus:
	If our healthcare corporation
	Never faces regulation,
	We'll be brimming with elation!
	Let's save the status quo!

We bought a bunch of senators and congresspeople too.
They serve our corporate interests and we tell them what to do.
This gravy train will stop the day a healthcare bill gets through.
Let's save the status quo!

	Chorus:    If our healthcare corporation (etc.)

Our PR team is crackerjack.  We’re framing the debate!
We’re spreading lots of lies and we’re unleashing lots of hate.
We’ll drive a stake into the bill the day it leaves the gate.
Let's save the status quo!

	Chorus:    If our healthcare corporation (etc.)

A decent public option is an option we won’t bear.
And Medicare for Everyone would kill our market share.
We’ll never win the game if all the rules are just and fair.
Let's save the status quo!

	Chorus:    If our healthcare corporation (etc.)

In every other wealthy nation healthcare is a right.
But not here in America, no not without a fight!
We’re fighting for the right to monstrous profits day and night.
Let's save the status quo!

	Chorus:    If our healthcare corporation (etc.)

Lyrics by Felonius Ax
Minister of Musical Manipulation
(TheBillionaires.org)

“Your Healthcare Company”

Posted on | September 26, 2009 | Comments


(To the tune of “America The Beautiful”)
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(Music Sheet)

Insurance for the uninsured
we've got just what you need:
A really high deductible
You never can exceed.

       Our customers, we're there for you
       Your healthcare company.
       You're just the folks we love to screw
       From sea to shining sea!

That swelling in your abdomen,
That throbbing in your wrist,
We treat none of your symptoms
'Cause they clearly preexist!

       Our customers, we're there for you
       Your healthcare company.
       You're just the folks we love to screw
       From sea to shining sea!

You’re filing your paperwork
for coverage for your cure.
We're canceling your policy.
You're too sick to insure!

       Our customers, we're there for you
       Your healthcare company.
       You're just the folks we love to screw
       From sea to shining sea!

Lyric and Arrangement by Felonius Ax
chorus: Anita Nutter Bailout, Rhea Cission, Manny Simoleons & E. Scott Bundles
Recorded and mixed by Georgie O’Marauder
Produced by Felonius Ax

(TheBillionaires.org)

“‘Cause We’re On Your Side”

Posted on | September 26, 2009 | Comments


(to the tune of “My Country ‘Tis Of Thee”)

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(Music Sheet)

Raising your premiums,
Raking in ghastly sums,
Coverage denied!
Canceling policies,
Causing your bankruptcies,
Leaving you on your knees,
'Cause we're on your side!

by Felonius Ax (Clifford J. Tasner)
©2009 by Tasner Tunes. All Rights Reserved

Lyric and Arrangement by Felonius Ax
chorus: Anita Nutter Bailout, Rhea Cission, Manny Simoleons & E. Scott Bundles
Recorded and mixed by Georgie O’Marauder
Produced by Felonius Ax

(TheBillionaires.org)