Members of Billionares for Wealthcare demanded honor and respect for the personhood of Blue Cross, and took the opportunity to announce the ticket of Blue Cross/Palin for 2012.

Billionaire Eunice Wentworth said, “Blue Cross has continued enjoying record profits and increased membership, and they have every right to raise prices during a recession. We are here in front of Blue Cross/Anthem corporate offices to let those silly health care reform demonstrators know that we will not allow the health care needs of Americans to affect the profits of billionaires.”

“The average income reported by the 400 highest-earning U.S. households grew to almost $345 million in 2007, up 31 percent from a year earlier, Internal Revenue Service statistics show.

The figures for 2007, the last year of an economic expansion, show that average income reported by the top 400 earners more than doubled from $131.1 million in 2001. That year, Congress adopted tax cuts urged by then-President George W. Bush that Democrats say disproportionately benefits the wealthy.”

“We want to confuse people long enough that we can engage with them behind party lines,” said Marco Ceglie, a “Billionaire” based in New York.

We’re about to launch “Mystery Billionaire Theater” a regular series spoofing news in the style of Mystery Science Theater – and we need your help. We need you to put on your Billionaire thinking cap and imagine what America’s corporate elite will be thinking (both good and bad) during the State of the Union. As well as the GOP response following the speech.

We’ll be using the Twitter hashtag #b4w to aggregate our thoughts during the speech. Tweet your best Billionaire quips & asides and we’ll incorporate them into our SOTU episode. (Don’t twitter? Keep a running log of your talking points and email them to Billionaries4Wealthcare@gmail.com ASAP after the speech)

So gather up your closest Billionaire friends for tomorrow’s speech and lets have some fun.

–Billionaires for Wealthcare

ps. All issues in the speech are fair game, not just healthcare. We’re especially interested in what Obama has to say about Wall Street, the bank bailouts, etc.

Brown supporters got rough with the Billionaires on the final day of campaigning, but we know Scott’s there for us – the Bankers – in the end. Thanks to everyone who came out to support big banks holding on to the bailout!

Scott Brown stands with banks against repaying the bailout – and so we’re out to make him the next Massachusetts Senator. Check’s in the mail, Scott!

TODAY: Bank CEOs Stand With Scott Brown for Standing With Wall Street

“Billionaires For Brown” Rally in Support of GOP Senate Candidate

Worcester, MA – A spirited crowd of the super wealthy called “Billionaires for Brown” toured the state today to support GOP Senate candidate Scott Brown for his staunch stand against Obama’s initiative to recover bailout funds from Wall Street.  The Billionaires lauded Brown for standing with Wall Street and against Main Street.  
 
“Of course Scott Brown stands with Wall Street.  Why should he be beholden to special interests like the Middle Class or the people of Massachusetts?” said Frida Market.  
 
Brown recently announced that he opposes a plan to repay money paid out to Wall Street Banks during the bailout.  The plan would return the 100 billion dollars left outstanding from TARP and other government programs.  
 
“People act like we should return the bailout money just because it’s theirs,” said Billie O. Nair. “Just because we CAUSED the crisis doesn’t mean we should be RESPONSIBLE for it”
 
Billionaires for Brown noted Scott Brown’s strong support from America’s super-wealthy, and defended him from charges of elitism.
 
“Scott Brown understands what it’s like to suffer in this crisis. Owning five separate properties is not cheap!” said Clay M. Denied.
 
The Billionaires also took a stance alongside Brown against social spending to offset the impact of the recession.  Dee Regulation summed up the GOP’s position: “Ask not what your country can do for you – ask what your country can do for your bank executive.”

WHO: Billionaires For Brown
 
WHEN: 2:30 p.m. Sunday, January 17, 2010
 
WHERE: 2:30 PM: Scott Brown’s Campaign Office – Corner of Main and Walnut St., Across from Mechanics Hall, Worcester.
3:30 PM Rally at Mechanics hall – 321 Main Street Worcester

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About the Billionaires for Brown: A collection of investment bankers, CEOs and super-wealthy debuttantes backing Republican Scott Brown for his pro-Billionaire agenda.  The Billionaires for Brown are a wholly-ownded subsidiary of the Billionaires for Wealthcare.  www.BillionairesForWealthcare.com