Liberal PBS ex-Kennedy Aid Casts Biased Eye on DC Marchers

Published by Bill Moyers Journal on September 18, 2009 | Comments

PBS host Bill Moyers uncovers us giving thanks to Glenn Beck’s Army at 2 minutes into this clip:

Bill Moyers Looks at DC March to Benefit Billionaires for Healthcare

Billionaires Greet Beck in Lansing, MI

Posted on | September 18, 2009 | Comments

Beck’s Got Our Back!

Billionaires for Wealthcare greeted our friend and flack Glenn Beck during at his appearance at the East Lansing Chamber of Commerce (as for that crowd estimate – well, lets just say we Billionaires know a thing or two about inflating numbers, and we can assure you that 20 million is perhaps even an UNDER-statement)

As many of our high class comrades know, Glenn has been a compliant ally in our defense of America’s Wealthcare system, and our action at the Chamber was an effort to thank him for his efforts.  To Glenn we give our sincere thanks – and an offer to defend you against anti-Wealthcare demonstrators on your upcoming book tour.

Rachel Maddow Loves the Billionaires

Published by on September 14, 2009 | Comments

Billionaires Take DC: The Movie

Posted on | September 13, 2009 | Comments

Billionaires thank teabaggers for their support

Posted on | September 12, 2009 | Comments

It was a lovely day in DC as the Billionaires for Wealthcare gathered to survey our investments. After a few of our beautiful heiresses took proper tea at the Ladies Tea Party held by Americans for Prosperity, our gilded heroes headed off to greet the marchers with signs, chants and songs.

We set up our post on an elevated curb along Pennsylvania Avenue, proudly surveying the throngs we’d funded.  The crowds mainly greeted us with cheers for the status quo. A few seemed confused; they were clearly in awe to be face-to-face with those who profit from their most manipulated fears.

As they passed we waved them on and serenaded them with our songs.

From our perch, your trusty billionaires thanked our hardworking teabaggers, rallying the crowd with rousing chants like “Money is freedom!”, “Freedom Works – FOR US!, “You Protest – We Profit!” and the big crowd favorite, “Bring Back Bush!!!”

From there we decamped and headed into the crowds toward the Capitol to mingle with those working so hard to ensure our right to raise rates and deny claims.

The crowd embraced us with their exuberant chants and signs.  Ayn Rand was a favorite theme, of which we naturally approved, but some were a bit unique.  Regardless, we’re proud of the teabaggers, and thrilled that they came out like good soldiers.  After all, nothing says freedom like denying claims.  And besides, OUR death panels turn a profit.

To close we popped some champagne, toasted our teabaggers and took our leave of the march.

Back in the limo, we enjoyed the last of our caviar and, as a final touch, sent a huge flower arrangement to the luxury suite of our most loyal foot soldier, Glenn Beck, and headed home.

Until the next rally, we remain yours in obscene wealth and the status quo – Billionaires For Wealthcare.

PRESS RELEASE: Billionaires Flock to DC to Support TeaPartiers

Posted on | September 12, 2009 | Comments

PRESS RELEASE for SATURDAY, 9/12/09

CONTACT: Ira Arlook, New Economy Communications, 202 557-0979

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

BILLIONAIRES FOR WEALTHCARE JOIN FIGHT TO KILL HEALTHCARE RFORM RALLY WITH TEABAGGERS TO ENSURE FREEDOM TO DENY CLAIMS!

Billionaires for Wealthcare ( http://billionairesforwealthcare.com), the satirical street theater group composed of “Health Insurance CEOs, HMO lobbyists, and others profiting off of our broken healthcare system,” will be out in force this Saturday, September 12 “thanking” the teabaggers for protecting healthcare industry profits. Billionaires will gather near the Capitol Steps, Washington, D.C., 11 a.m. – 3 p.m. during the Tea Party March on Washington ( http://912dc.org/ ).

Among the billionaires and health industry CEOs on hand for the event, Phil T. Rich spoke up for their cause: “For the last decade, healthcare costs have been moving in the right direction: up! And with no competition, we raise rates as often and as high as we like — 29% in some cases — simply because, well, we can.”

“To further maximize our gains,” added fellow billionaire Monet Oliver De Place, “we have assembled a star chamber of insurance bureaucrats, backed by legions of anonymous temps, who adhere to strict
cost-to-profit ratios when denying claims. But please don’t call them Death Panels; we prefer ‘Judge, Jury & Executioner.’”

PHOTO OPs will abound as Billionaires in tuxedos and evening gowns entertain the crowds, sing patriotic songs, and pop champagne bottles while holding placards that read “Let Them Eat Advil”, “Our Death Panels
Turn a Profit” and “Whatever Happened To An Apple A Day?”

ABOUT BILLIONAIRES FOR WEALTHCARE

Billionaires for Wealthcare is a grassroots network of health insurance CEOs, industry lobbyists, talk-show hosts, and others profiting off of our broken healthcare system. We are not a political, religious or even
particularly well-organized group. We’re simple folk, thrilled profiteers, pouring out of our corner offices to dance on the grave of “Change.” We’ll do whatever it takes to ensure another decade where America’s pain is our gain. After all, when it comes to healthcare, if we ain’t broke, why fix it?

For more information, please visit www.BillionairesForWealthcare.com.