SIGNS

A tip for the frugal billionaire: print out these signs on 8.5″ x 11″ paper, take them to Kinkos (or equivalent copy shop), enlarge them to 18″ x 24″, and paste/tape them onto foamcore boards. Making 10 signs this way costs roughly $25, an excellent deal!

Or you can simply print them out and put them up as 8.5″ x 11″ posters.

You can also download a .zip file of all the posters here

advilapplebillionaires

bottomlinebrokefreedom

panels2presidentcovered

socialismwarningdeath

profitsponsorpresident_2_thumb

caduceus-200px-wideno-handicap-200px-wideMoneybag_green

green-caduceusDon't Trade On My Profits

Posted on | September 6, 2009 | Comments

Comments

  • cracked
    This website and corresponding protest is genius.

    Nicely done.
  • duh
    I'd like to see a spoof of: Sally Struthers making a heart felt plea for money to sponsor reading tutors for republican Senators who can't seem to get even one page of the HC Bill read. Won't you help a poor, illiterate, millionaire politician today?
  • nuttinbutt
    Street satire at it's best. Right on.
  • Don't Forget Christmas is coming we have our own carols versions
  • toniradmann
    There is a Halloween Party at a local bar with a $500 prize for best costume. I am going as a Billionaire For Wealthcare and hope to take first place! This is a good opportunity for all billionaires to strut their cause, please spread the word...
  • you should make a hi-def jpeg file for these posters, so we could post them in facebook.
  • aikanae
    Ever consider how much profit was lost because Social Security wasn't privatized? Millions of seniors and disabled should be living on the streets now. And don't forget "tort reform" ... No private citizen should be able to challenge a corporation. I guess they haven't heard about dual system of justice.

    Looking around on the web it seems that a number of people are taking the slogans to heart and are in total agreement. I guess that's a by product of "leave no adult behind" equivalency of 6th grade - high school education. A little scary.
  • tomridgley
    Well it's about time you guys. Tina Fey must have been getting pretty lonely. Get on Jay leno (not Rush, you don't want to risk it) and give em a good show. Thanks

    ps, see if you can work
    Tricky Dick Cheney in somewhere.
  • BillionaireBrian
    I recently attended a teabagger gathering in support of the billionaires and was surprised to find how many of them did not grasp the true irony of our presence! As stated earlier, "...selfish, blindly informed and stupid." Join the Houston Chapter!!!
  • bob doerner
    you folks are wonderful!! you should try and get in touch with the Monty python boys for an endorsement..........also a fat Elvis would be a good addition. Keep up the good work.........you are all marvelous!!
  • bobbie sue
    I'm kind of partial to a sign that says, " You don't have to trust me, trust the study I funded"
  • Thomas Brown
    I still think you guys are ignoring a valuable PR outlet by not linking up with ProgressiveBumperStickers.com (or someone) to offer these signs in sticker form.

    I'd buy dozens and give them away like they were the $100 bills I use to light my Havanas!
  • Phil
    Sounds like most of you are a members of morons.org or have graduated from the college of STUPID
  • Bill
    (In my best "Mr. Burns" voice): "Excellent"...
  • Jude Moore
    Good to know I'm not alone. Nice work folks. Ellenville, NY 12428

    [WORDPRESS HASHCASH] The poster sent us '0 which is not a hashcash value.
  • Adriana
    This is truly a breath of fresh air, it's nice to know that not all Americans are selfish, blindly informed and stupid.
  • Greg
    Regarding the Ken Burns documentary, "THE NATIONAL PARKS: AMERICA'S BEST IDEA", how about making a sign that reads, "Privatize the National Parks!"?
  • Mo
    "There's no U-S or A in Life Expectency"

    (Double whammy because they wouldn't even notice the spelling mistake)
  • Lola23
    Bravo!

    Well done good fellows!

    Cheerio Pip Pip.
  • Bob
    Very well done!
  • Bob
    Let click HMOs' sponsor links on other websites as much as possible and cost them big bucks.
  • Kristie
    How about I heart Baucus or I heart Joe Wilson...something along those lines??
  • Beautiful. Now, I want one that reads, "Walk it off."
  • Billy F
    Amazing, you just summed up the Bush Economic plans of his 8 years (4 elected 4 stolen) in some very good signs, keep it up!
  • Pam P
    GUYS YOU ARE AWESOME!!!!!!


    :))))))))

    WOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
  • Red McWilliams
    "All that was missing in the Million Moran March was 500,000 I’m with Stupid T-Shirts."

    That and about 925,000 more people. And Glenn Beck; he was missing too.

    To the Billionaires and their campaign, I say 'boffo!'.
  • doug
    Brilliant. Thank you
  • Renee Bouvier
    Do you truly believe the average American with an 8th-grade reading level possesses the intellectual capacity to understand the true message conveyed by "Billionaires for Wealthcare?" I spoke to one of the leaders of the TeaBag Party. His definition of an education is a sixth-month course at and certification from Chubbs. He voiced visceraal hatred for government as a result of being a former child of foster care. Hey, a mamzer is a mamzer. After all, if it quacks like a duck, looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, it's a bastard.
  • Pat C
    Thanks so much!!!! Haven't had such a good laugh since all this started. Please, please keep up the good work. We will overcome the stupids!!!
  • David S Hatfield
    Brilliant!
  • JD
    You guys ROCK
  • Richard E. Burcham
    Great idea guys! We can't get 'em with logic, so why not try a little satirical lunacy?

    Have just decorated my minivan with your signs. Now all I need to do is get myself a top hat, white gloves, Tails, ruffled shirt, and cigar to parade around town in!

    Keep up the good work!

    Try appealing to talk shows, like "Ellen", "The View", "The Today Show", "Letterman", etc. They just might be interested in a performance by "Billionaires for Wealthcare".
  • Wonderful!

    How about:

    CORPORATIONS ARE PEOPLE TOO

    HUBRIS IS NEVER HAVING TO SAY YOU'RE SORRY

    YOU'LL PRY MY TAX BENEFITS FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

    keep it up -- I'm passing this along with delight.
  • RightWingNate
    Excellent example of Democracy in Action. I'd really like to donate to your cause, however, a donation would impact my bottom line. I didn't become a billionaire by giving any of it away to freeloading charities...
  • Patrick Shaw
    For a new sign, how about:

    "Defeat the health exchange, keep the wealth exchange!"
  • Bill D.
    Great Job!!!!!!!! We need t-shirts.
  • Mark
    Excellent job! Keep up the good work.
  • Jan Wolf
    Well Done! Best live political satire I've seen since Ladies against Women. Cheers!
  • Summer Austin
    Thank you for creating these. If nothing else, it gives me something to send to the losers who forward offensive Obama emails to me all day.
    I think y'all are brilliant.
    Would you accept just a lowly millionaire among your ranks???
  • J.T.
    Absolutely frickin' BRILLIANT!!!!! I think you've started a new movement! Keep up the great work... even if just to see the pricelessly hysterical looks of confusion on the faces of the "teabaggers"! Great comedy & even better politics!
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